Let me tell you something about Windows Media Center (WMC). WMC is a great fucking program to turn you fucking computer into a god-damned free TiVo. Scheduling information is free so anyone who charges for it can go fuck themselves. Also, it comes with Windows 7 so you can basically sit on your shitty couch […]
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Windows Media Center Review
05-Jul-11Gran Turismo 5
10-Apr-11I was a big fan of Gran Turismo. Man, that was fucking amazing. I was a fan of all of them. Gran Turismo was really cool. Then in Gran Turismo 2 came out. We tuners lost the ability to see the power curve in the screen where the gear ratios are set, but we got […]
Craftsman 16-gal 6.5-peak hp Wet/Dry Vac
10-Apr-11Dude. What the fuck. Do you fucking ass cocks actually vacuum anything? Have you ever seen a shop vac in your fucking lives? I’ve been crawling around some tight spaces with a vacuum very similar to this 6.5 whorepower, 16 shitlon unit. The difference is that the one I have doesn’t have a detachable blowjob […]
Helwett Packard, I can’t believe what a fucking shit-soaked rag you are. I’m trying to print from my fucking laptop. So I go to download the driver. First, your website is a shit fuck. The OS list has shit like “Windows XP’ followed by “Windows XP Professional” and they link to different driver packages. What […]
Gmail is a Fucking Kunt Whore
26-Oct-09Google, with their cute name, is as much of a disease as is Apple, who can’t make up their fucking minds about what cute name they should fucking use. Gmail is a great example of Google spreading too thin. They are all so fucking worried about learning trick pool or fucking ass-pong that they don’t […]
Fuck You and Your Mother, HP C309
28-Jun-09The HP C309 printer is driving me crazy. Maybe I don’t use it enough to learn its quirks? Is that excusable?